I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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