Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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