I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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