So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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