Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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