Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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