you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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