The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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