she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
