Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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