He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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