It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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