Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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