hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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