K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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