Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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