just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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