i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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