Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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