No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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