Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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