so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize