If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
