It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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