So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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