I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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