There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
