Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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