You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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