Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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