I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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