I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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