So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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