a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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