how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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