I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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