A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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