..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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