I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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