Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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