you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
there is glitter all over my balls
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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