My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
