ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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