idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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