So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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