pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
3 2 1 whiskey
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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