I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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