R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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