You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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