I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
