Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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