He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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