My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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