so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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