Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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