I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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