The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
