too bad you live with your parents still
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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